8 Greatest Treadmill Fails Ever

So what makes a great treadmill fail? Glad we asked. It's a combination of things—bravado, followed by sincere shock, followed by an unsuccessful attempt to regain your balance, and ending with a spectacular albeit hilarious crash. Oh, and someone video taping the whole thing. And with that, we give you the Greatest Treadmill Fails Ever.




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Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel Quits

Embattled college football coach Jim Tressel, two months after publicly apologizing for fallout that resulted in suspensions for him and several of his players, has resigned from Ohio State.

World Recording-Setting Truck Jump at Indy (VIDEO)

Indianapolis Motor Speedway was home to the Indy 500 on Sunday, but also to an insane record-setting truck jump. Stunt driver and Top Gear star Tanner Faunst got behind the wheel of a Team Hot Wheels specially modified Pro 2 truck and drove on Hot Wheels inspired track to take flight for 332 feet, besting the previous record of 301 feet. We've attempted this jump many times in our living room as kids. This, however, was slightly more spectacular.

24 Sexy NHL Ice Girl Photos

The quest for the Stanley Cup has come down to two team, Vancouver and Boston. To celebrate this occasion we've rounded up some of our favorite photos from the NHL, which coincidentally all happen to be sexy ice girls. Oh, and don't miss the bonus ice girls video at the end. Enjoy!

Chris Cooley and Fred Davis Wrestle After Practice

Tight ends Chris Cooley and Fred Davis wrestled after the Washington Redskins’ workout Tuesday. It was all in good fun, of course. It seems that Cooley isn't just the better tight end but also the better wrestler. It doesn't hurt that Cooley was high school all-American in wrestling. Check out all the action in the video.

Redskins Linebacker Lorenzo Alexander Is Training with Firefighters

In case you're wondering how Washington Redskins Lorenzo Alexander is staying in shape during the lock out, well, we found out. The Skins linebacker is in Virginia training with the Manassas Volunteer Fire Co. Check out the video to see him in action.

Redskins Linebacker Lorenzo Alexander Learns Firefighting: MyFoxDC.com

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Charlotte

Who are the top statistical performers at Charlotte Motor Speedway going into the Coca-Cola 600 this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

Randy "Macho Man" Savage Dies. "OH YEAH!" We Are Depressed

Wrestling great Randy "Macho Man" Savage died in Tampa, Fla., this morning after losing control of his black 2009 Jeep Wrangler while having a heart attack, then swerving to avoid traffic and striking a tree.  And yes, being fans of the great Macho Man, we are depressed. To help us get through this rough time, we put together a few of our favorite Savage moments.

Manny Pacquiao Punches Comedian Daniel Tosh (VIDEO)

Comedian Daniel Tosh of Comedy Central's Tosh.O steps into the ring with eight-division world champion boxer, Manny Pacquiao. SPOILER ALERT: Tosh doesn't win.

Anatomy of a NASCAR Camping World Truck

Have you ever seen one of those NASCAR trucks and thought, "Hey, what the h#ll is all that stuff bolted on it?" Well, we've got the answers. Check out this handy visual that takes you through all the thingymabobs and whatchamajigits slapped on these racing truck.

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‪Brandon Phillips' Between the Legs Throw is Amazing (VIDEO)‬

We're not sure how we missed this one, but check out this video of Cincy's Brandon Phillips as he bare-hands a bouncer by Houston's Jason Bourgeois and flips the ball between his legs to first base for the out. It reminds us of something Ozzie Smith would have done back in the day. Phillips' amazing feat took place May 3 at Great American Ball Park.

Kate Upton Is a Beach Bunny Bride…whatever that means

Using a little something we call "social media," we tracked down these amazing new photos of Kate Upton. First, she posted a link on Twitter. That lead us to a Facebook page. And that led us this: the super sexy model hocking something called "Beach Bunny Bride." Because apparently new brides need their own line of swimwear. Yeah, we don't get it either. But then again, we don't care as long as she's wearing outfits like this. Check out all of her sexy awesomeness at Beach Bunny Swimwear.

David Beckham Bends It Like Uh...Beckham (VIDEO)

Although we're truly tired of seeing this guy's underwear ads, we have to say that David Beckham does have some skill. Check out this video as the LA Galaxy star bends it like, uh, Beckham against the Sporting Kansas City. Pretty amazing shot. In fact, we'd be a lot more likely to watch soccer if they did this all the time instead of running around for what seems like five hours never scoring while pretending to be hurt all the time. But we digress.

Jeremy Shockey Competes With Team USA in Bizarre 100-Mile Race

OK, so we haven't been sitting around wondering what tight end Jeremy Shockey has been up to during the NFL lockout, but we were surprised by this.

A Flowchart to Finding the Perfect Facepaint

At some point during our life, every guy has seen that crazed fan at the football game or watched Braveheart on TBS at 3 am and thought, "Hey, maybe I should wear some facepaint." Well, before you run into the bathroom and start pilfering your girlfriend's make-up, we've devised this simple flowchart to guide you along the way. Godspeed.

Chad Ochocino Rides Bull for 1.5 Seconds Longer Than Us

An incredibly nervous Chad Ochocinco rode an incredibly upset bull named Deja Blu during the 2011 PBR BFTS Lucas Oil Invitational in Duluth, Ga. on Saturday. And by "ride," we mean the NFL star sat helplessly for 1.5 seconds before diving to the ground. The best part is when he starts yelling "Wait...wait...wait!" when they first attempt to open the chute.

On one hand, we have to give him props for attempting such a feat. On the other hand, he only rode it for 1.5 seconds longer than we did. And we didn't have PBR legend Ty Murray coaching us on from the chute.

Dale Jr. Plays Video Game on World's Largest HDTV

Dale Earnhardt Jr. was at Charlotte Motor Speedway this week to unveil the world's largest high-definition TV, measuring an insane 200 feet wide x 80 feet tall. By comparison, the now-pitiful Jumbotron at the Cowboys stadium is only 160 feet x 72 feet. In other words, this sh#t's BIG.

Here's a pic of Dale (who's having a surprisingly good season so far) playing on an iRacing.com simulator. We just wonder how many times he wrecked, or complained that nobody was helping him in the draft.

Credit: HHP/Harold Hinson

Kobe Bryant's Post-Game Meltdown (Funny or Die Video)

The Funny or Die crew portray Kobe Bryant following each loss to the Dallas Mavericks. And yes, it is funny. Especially the part when he blames the loss on the Gatorade, among other things.

Kobe Byrant's Post Game Meltdown - watch more funny videos

Strikeforce Ring Girl Kelli Hutcherson…WOW!

It's women like Strikeforce Ring Girl Kelli Hutcherson that make us want to step into the octagon with some of the most dangerous fighters in the world. The only problem is that we're not sure if we could run around the cage long enough for us to survive between rounds and actually see her. Of course, we figure our screaming, flapping arms and crying would likely distract our opponent for at least one round.

So while we're out training, enjoy this video. It. Is. Spectacular!

30 Funniest New York Post Sports Headlines

The New York Post may not be a bastion of journalistic integrity, but they do write some damn funny headlines. And for that, we have deep respect. Here are 30 NY Post sports headlines and colorful Photoshopping that made us laugh. (If we're missing one, let us know.)

The Year's Best Soccer Bloopers Video

The only time Americans ever see soccer videos are when a player is doing something amazing, whether it's an amazing goal, an amazingly bad job of pretending to be fouled or breaking the shit out of their leg. And we do enjoy that. This video, however, shows us what we suspected all along—they kind of suck the rest of the time.

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Dover

Who are the top statistical performers at Dover International Speedway going into the FedEx 400 this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

Former NFL Players and Coach Climbing Kilimanjaro to Help Wounded Warrior

This is strange, because we were just wondering what former Tennessee Titans head coach Jeff Fisher was up to these days. We never would have guessed this.

Get this: NFL great Tedy Bruschi (now an ESPN analyst), coach Fisher and former Philadelphia Eagles and St. Louis Rams player Chad Lewis are preparing to climb Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania, Africa, beginning May 13. They will be joined by four injured service members, and the climb will raise awareness and enlist the public’s aid for Wounded Warrior Project (WWP), a nonprofit organization whose mission is to honor and empower wounded warriors.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Tops Maxim Hot 100 (VIDEO)

Ah, the Maxim Hot 100 is finally out. Topping the sexy list is (insert kick-ass drum role here).... Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. YES!!! Wait, who?

Turns out, she's a British bombshell that's part supermodel, part actress. You can catch her in the upcoming Transformers: Dark of the Moon, where she's taking over Megan Fox's role as the sexy lead. But until the movie comes out, you'll have to settle for this steamy video of her Maxim shoot.

25 Awesome Baseball Pies in the Face (PICS)

Baseball is filled with tradition—the ceremonial first pitch, the seventh inning stretch, and post-game fireworks. Why there are no cheerleaders, we'll never understand. But our favorite baseball tradition has to be the old pie in the face. Sadly, it's rare that players have actual pies cooling in the dugout, so a heaping pile of shaving cream has become the go-to substitute. Usually a player is bestowed a pie during a post-game interview after he hits a walk-off for the win. Other times, guys just randomly smash a pie in their teammate's face. Whatever the reason, we like it. Here's a collection of some our favorite pie-in-the-face moments, along with a video at the bottom to see a masterful pieing in action.

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Kiss at Lakers Game (VIDEO)

Funnymen Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly showed Lakers fans during Game 1 against the Dallas Mavericks that a big bite of hot dog is best washed down with a kiss.

Francisco Liriano Throws No-Hitter Against White Sox

The first no-hitter of the season has finally happened, as Minnesota Twins lefty Francisco Liriano blanked the Chicago White Sox in a 1-0 victory Tuesday night.

This marks the fifth no-hitter in Twins history and the first since Eric Milton shut down the Anaheim Angels on Sept. 11, 1999.

Check out the reaction in the video below as teammates celebrate with the pitcher following this last, tense out.

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Darlington

Who are the top statistical performers at Darlington Raceway going into the Showtime Southern 500 this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

40 Funniest Fan Signs in Sports (PICS)

We scoured the interweb for days to find some of the funniest fan signs in the world of sports. Here they are, in no particular order of awesomeness.

 

WWE Champ Tells Fans That Osama Is Dead (They Seem To Like It)

WWE superstar John Cena broke the news to a Tampa Bay crowd last night that the U.S. "compromised to a permanent end" terrorist Osama Bin Laden. Cena has so inspired us that from here on out, we've decided to direct our next fantasy football draft shirtless while standing on a fold-out table. We're still debating whether to shave our chests.

Randy Couture Gets Karate Kidded (Video)

During Saturday's UFC 129, the old man, er, uh mixed martial arts legend Randy Couture headed to the octagon for his final fight (or so he claims). That's where he met Lyoto Machida, who apparently watched a lot of Karate Kid growing up. Machida would have made Mr. Miyagi proud with this full crane-styled knock-out kick to Couture. (Sing it with us: "You're the best aroooooound...)