This sad, and we mean SAD fan—complete with cheesy hat and Clay Matthews jersey—is devastated by the loss of her beloved Green Bay Packers. Sadly she feels responsible, and rightly so, because her friend Megan insisted that she not wear her Aaron Rodgers jersey and wear sparkles on her nails. Way to friggin' go, Megan! You COST THEM THE SUPER BOWL! I hope you're happy.