Archive for 8/1/11 - 9/1/11

25 Sexy Girls Wearing Shoulder Pads

We love fantasy football and we're celebrating with uh, you know, some "fantasy" football. Enjoy these amazingly sexy ladies who appear to be in the midst of suiting up for what we can only imagine would be the greatest game ever in the history of sports.  



2011 Fantasy Football Draft Kits & Cheat Sheets

Looking for some 2011 Fantasy Football Draft Kits and Cheat Sheets to download? Here are links to four PDF draft kits and cheat sheets.





3 Super-Uptight MLB.com Announcers React To Earthquake

 If you look up the definition of uptight white guys freaking out, this is what you'd see. This unintentionally hilarious video was captured during an MLB.com newscast as the recent earthquake shook their studio.

Their reactions include:
"What's shaking?" (Pensive look)
"Holy sh*t." (Slight startled reaction)
"Should we go somewhere?" (Unbuttons suit jacket)
"Dude, that's an earthquake."
(They all agree) "Yes, that's an earthquake."
(Lots of tie tugging)

Mark Sanchez's Soul-Suckingly Boring GQ Cover Video

OK, we'll admit it, we like GQ. Mostly for the feature stories because we sure as hell can't afford the clothes they feature. (Seriously $700 jeans? WTF is wrong with you people?!) However, as much as we enjoy a good read, we have to say that the videos on their website are complete shite.

Here's a look at Jets QB Mark Sanchez getting dressed up and answering the question "What are your teammates going to think of this?" The irony is that GQ bills the video as "Mark Sanchez Uncut." To which we say, PLEASE CUT IT NEXT TIME!

Or at least include something, ANYTHING of interest in any way. It makes us want to re-enact that scene from Plains, Trains, and Automobiles.

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Bristol Motor Speedway

Who are the top statistical performers at Bristol Motor Speedway going into the Irwin Tools Night Race at this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

Fantasy Football 2012: Top 300, Top 280, Top 250, Top 200 and Top 100 Rankings Links

Georgetown Basketball's Very Undiplomatic Bench-Clearing Brawl In China

As part of a little preseason fun and diplomatic-relations building between to superpower nations, the Georgetown men's basketball team headed to China, and squared off against the Bayi Rockets. Sounds like a quaint event of love and caring, right? Not exactly. Apparently both teams lost their sh*t in a bench-clearing brawl. All we can say is, "USA! USA!..."

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Michigan International Speedway

Who are the top statistical performers at Michigan International Speedway going into the Pure Michigan 400 at this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

12 Personalities at Every Fantasy Football Draft (2011 Edition)

No matter where you live across this great country of ours, one thing binds all fantasy football enthusiasts together—the joy of the live draft. After doing dozens over the years, the Mac Bros. have come to the conclusion that there are 12 basic personalities at every draft.


The Favorite-Team Guy
He drafts only guys from his favorite NFL team....no matter how crappy the team might be. You know, that guy who's a die-hard Raiders fan and he's sincerely smiling when he grabs QB Jason Campbell in the first round.



The Possessor
He's in everybody's face. It's his belief that all NFL players belong to him. If you happen to be within four turns of this guy, watch out. He will point his finger and shake his fists, telling you, "Man, you just stole my pick!" or "Dude, what are you doing? I was totally going to pick that guy! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"


The Role Playing Guy
Believing that he's drafting an actual team, he HAS to make it as real as possible. Each pick involves a full-blown production: "With the fourth pick in the 10th round of the 2011 Fantasy Football draft, the Fighting Gandolfs team selects from the University of Florida, the Heisman Trophy-winning and God-fearing Quarterback Tim Tebow who possesses the running speed of elfin prince." He's never invited back.

NASCAR 2011 Picks: Top Drivers at Watkins Glen

Who are the top statistical performers at Watkins Glen going into the Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at The Glen this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

Amazing Batting Practice (VIDEO)

We're about 98% sure that this show of amazingly accurate batting isn't real. But the other 2% of us is completely blown away by the possibility that a guy could bounce the ball off several batting nets and hit it continuously over and over. Of course, we also believe that every stripper we've ever met (we're looking at you Porsche) really is a struggling college student just doing it to get through school.

Anyway, we'll let you decide.

55 Photos of Athletes Making Out With Trophies

You ever noticed that athletes LOVE to kiss their trophies? When you see one athlete giving a little smooch to their shiny winning gift, it's sort of cute. But we've noticed that when you see 55 of them it gets, well, really, really creepy. Check out these trophy make-out session photos we found while scouring the web.
 

2011 NFL Strength of Schedule

Any serious fantasy football player should take into account team schedules when deciding who to pick for their team. We certainly do when prepping to draft our fantasy football team.

As you can see, the Carolina Panthers and Buffalo Bills have the NFL's most difficult 2011 schedules. Conversely, the Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals have drawn the easiest dates. Here now, is a quick snapshot of the 2011 Strength of Schedule. Learn it. Live it. Know it.

CLICK SCHEDULE TO ENLARGE


NFL Coach Gives Car to Cafeteria Worker

It's not often that you hear about the good things people do in the NFL, but this one grabbed our attention. Ray Horton, a former Steelers secondary coach, gave away his red 1999 Mercedes Benz SL500 convertible roadster to Steelers' cafeteria workers Maurice "Mo" Matthews, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Apparently Horton stopped by the Steelers complex to say goodbye before heading to Arizona, where he's the Cardinals new defensive coach, and told Matthews he'd give him the car for $20.

"I'm like, 'Stop playing with me Ray; don't play with me,' " Matthews said. "The other [workers] were looking at me, their jaws dropped.

"Ray said, 'Hey, you always liked the car, you're a good dude, I know you'll take care of it. It's yours."

Minor League Manager Stubby Clapp Melts Down

Let's face it, there are times when baseball can be, well, a bit boring. Thankfully, you have guys like minor league manager Stubby Clapp (we love that name!) to keep things interesting. Apparently  Stubby, of the Tri-City ValleyCats, lost his mind after the ump decided not to give his batter the base when he was hit by a pitch. What follows is a textbook manager meltdown.


Peyton Manning Set To Break More Records in 2011

Colts quarterback Peyton Manning may be in for another record-breaking season in 2011. No, we're not saying he'll have another 2004 season (which helped us dominate our fantasy football league), but rather his amassed career stats have finally reached a tipping point and this year may send him over the edge.

Let's examine the statistically mind-blowing possibilities.

• Manning needs 4,000 passing yards to become the first player in NFL history with 12 4,000-yard seasons. Manning is the only quarterback to accomplish the feat in 11 seasons.

• Manning needs 25 touchdown passes to become the first player in NFL history to throw 25 touchdown passes in 14 consecutive seasons. Manning is the only player to have 13 consecutive seasons with 25 touchdown passes.

Chrissy Teigen Invites Us Into Her Place (And she didn't call the police this time)


Esquire recently visited the home of 25-year-old sexy lady Chrissy Teigen. Apparently times are tough, considering she only has a bed and can only afford a two shirts and no pants. Poor thing. For more, check out her entire Esquire photo shoot.

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