Mel Kiper Vs. NFL Draft Round 1

We still don't understand why anybody pays much attention to the prognosticators of the 2011 NFL Draft. It only takes one bonehead pick by a team to throw the whole thing into disarray. But still, Mel Kiper keeps trying. And trying. So how'd he do in Round 1? Well, someone in the blogosphere posted this handy guide. (We actually gave up trying to follow his picks after his 27th revision.) But according to it, he went 9 out of 32. Let's just say we won't be bringing him to Vegas to pick our Keno numbers.

Cardinals' Darnell Dockett Has Greatest Twitter Bio Ever

We've never been huge fans of Arizona Cardinals Defensive Tackle Darnell Dockett. Nothing personal, mind you, it's just that we don't live in Arizona and we hate names with alliteration.

However, he will now and forever hold a place in our collective hearts after reading his amazing Twitter bio. (See it below.) He's a modern-day Mark Twain.

Peyton Hillis Gets Madden 2012 Cover

Finally, Cleveland Browns fans have something to celebrate. Browns running back Peyton Hillis has been announced as the Madden 2012 coverboy...or coverman...or whatever. Check out the video below as frontrunners Michael Vick and Hillis joined the festivities to unveil the winner during SportsNation. The winner was chosen by fans who cast nearly 13 million votes on ESPN.com.

Alabama's Marcell Dareus Shatters Sport Science Pound-Force Record (VIDEO)...and scares the sh%t out of us

There aren't many things that scare the crap out of us—spiders, clowns, 40-hour workweeks—but this video of Alabama's Marcell Dareus is ridiculously scary. Check out this video as Dareus heads to Sports Science, showing how he can crush you with record-breaking force and toss you around like a ragdoll.

NASCAR Picks: Top Drivers at Richmond

Who are the top statistical performers at Richmond International Raceway going into the Crown Royal Presents The Matthew & Daniel Hansen 400 this weekend?

Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

J.R. Smith's Full Court Shot...WOW!

Maybe the Denver Nuggets need to kick the ball out more to shooting guard J.R. Smith and let him drop some full-court bombs like this to catch up with the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoffs. If this video of Smith during a recent warm-up is any indication, he can do with ease. It is amazing!

Acting in the NFL: The Art of the Flop and Drop

If you think soccer players are good at pretending like they've been fouled or wronged on the playing field, take a look at this—a short doc the NFL's best of flopping and dropping.

Dolphins WR Brandon Marshall Stabbed by Wife

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall was in intensive care Saturday morning after his wife stabbed him, according to numerous news sources.

7th Grader Trick Shot QB Video is Amazing

Two things we leaned from this awesome trick shot QB video. 1) This 7th grader Gunnar Legas has an amazingly accurate arm. Holy crap, that opening shot is insane. 2) We want to live wherever he lives—among majestic, snow-capped mountains with large trash cans and a goofy shirtless brother who'll spend hours running out-patterns for our amusement.

Our 5 Favorite Fake Madden 2012 Covers

As the battle rages on to see whether Peyton Hillis or Michael Vick will grace the cover of Madden 2012, some fans have already started making their own. And while the real cover will be announced on April 27, we decided to round up our five favorite fake covers to celebrate the Year of the Lockout, er, we mean the 2012 season.

5. HOW TO PLAY: You just stare at NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for two hours while he keeps saying, "Uh, no."

 

Brian Wilson Sings "Dynamite" With That Kid

Just when you think Giants pitcher Brian Wilson and his beard couldn't be more awesome, he goes and does this. Check out Wilson and that kid (Keenan Cahill) from those viral lip syncing videos as they, and outfielder Cody Ross, totally own the song "Dynamite." God bless, YouTube.

9-Year-Old Girl Breaks Squatting Record. We Feel Wimpy.

What are the similarities between 9-year-old Naomi "Super Girl" Kutin and my brother Rob? Well, they're both often referred to as "Super Girl" and that's about it since Rob couldn't squat 187 lbs. if the refrigerator fell on him. Which has happened twice, coincidentally.

Although we don't have footage of the "Fridge Incidents," as they're known around our house, we do have footage of this: 88-pound Naomi making 187 lbs. look easy as she sets a new record in her weight class a couple of weeks ago. If she weren't so cute and much, much stronger than us, we'd really hate her.

Bucs & Bears Heading to London...Maybe

The NFL is heading across the pond again. The league's International Series of regular-season games is set to return to the United Kingdom in 2011 with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers hosting the Chicago Bears.

2011 NFL Draft—Everything You Need To Know

WHAT: 76th Annual National Football League Player Selection Meeting.

WHERE: Radio City Music Hall, 1260 Avenue of the Americas, New York City (Between 50th and 51st Streets).

WHEN: 8:00 PM ET, Thursday, April 28 (Round 1).
6:00 PM ET, Friday, April 29 (Rounds 2-3).
Noon ET, Saturday, April 30 (Rounds 4-7).

Justin Verlander Commits Greatest Balk Ever...And the Weirdest

If you're going to throw an illegal pitch, might as well make it spectacular. Or in the case of Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, spectacularly weird.

21 Beards We Fear More Than Brian Wilson's

Unless you've been sleeping under a rock, you've seen the ads and commercials for San Fran pitcher Brian Wilson's "Fear The Beard" campaign. And yes, we do fear the beard (...and clowns.) But there are other beards we fear more. Much more. Some are bee beards and insane celeb beards, others are attached to women, make catchy soft rock music or just flat out scare the hell out of us. A lot.

Is NASCAR's Denny Hamlin Joining the 76ers?

2011 NFL Preseason Schedule (that may never take place)

You can almost smell it—football is coming soon. (Well, we hope it is.) The 65-game 2011 NFL preseason schedule has been announced and 11 of the nationally-televised preseason games will feature the entire 2010 playoff field.

The 2011 preseason will kick off on Sunday, Aug. 7 (NBC, 8:00 PM ET), in Canton, Ohio, where the Chicago Bears face the St. Louis Rams in the Pro Football Hall of Fame Game.

The Super Bowl XLV champion Green Bay Packers will be showcased on national TV when the club faces the Indianapolis Colts on Friday, Aug. 26 (CBS, 8:00 PM ET), at Lucas Oil Stadium – the site of Super Bowl XLVI.

Following is the complete 2011 NFL preseason national TV schedule:

NASCAR Picks: Top Drivers for the Aaron's 499

Who are the top statistical performers at Talladega Superspeedway going into the Aaron's 499 this weekend? Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

NASCAR Picks: Top Drivers for the Samsung Mobile 500

Who are the top statistical performers at Texas Motor Speedway going into the Samsung Mobile 500 this weekend? Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

27 Awesomely Sexy Girls Golfing (2011 Masters Edition)

Ah yes, The Masters. Where else can you see a group of grown men stressing out while hitting a little round ball for days on end, all in search of a green jacket that their wife or girlfriend will never let them wear in public? Still, we're gonna watch it. But to get us in the right frame of mind, we put together some of the sexiest girls golfing (or at least pretending to golf) that we could find. And fortunately none are wearing green jackets. Enjoy!

2011 Major League Baseball (MLB) Team-by-Team Schedules

Ah yes, the 2011 Major League Baseball Season is finally here. To keep you up to date with our national pastime, we put together this handy quick link team-by-team schedule (and link to their official team site). Yeah, we know. We're awesome. 

NASCAR Picks: Top Drivers for the Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500

Who are the top statistical performers at Martinsville Speedway going into the Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 this Sunday? Well, we know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

10 Awesome Athlete Courtroom Sketches to Celebrate Barry Bonds' Trial

To celebrate the Barry Bonds perjury trial (and yes, we came up with this idea at 2 am this morning), we decided to put together some of our favorite courtroom sketches of sports personalities.

NBA player Allen Iverson back in 2002 following his arrest for a domestic dispute. Two things of note. 1) Iverson is wearing a t-shirt in court. Judges love that. 2) Is it us, or does his attorney in the middle look REALLY nervous?

This is from 2007 when Barry Bonds is talking about how he's never done steroids. We love how big the sketch artist drew his steroid-boosted head.