The Adjustment Bureau: 30 Athletes Shifting Their Junk

With The Adjustment Bureau coming out this week, we figured we'd celebrate by putting together this collection of athletes making adjustments...uh, you know, down there. So whether they're picking their wedgies or shifting their jock straps, we've got 'em all.

NFL Prospects Fall for the Old Gorilla-On-The-Loose Prank (VIDEO)

This is awesome. Training coach Tom Shaw's staff at Disney's Wide World of Sports Complex made these soon-to-be NFL rookies crap their pants one week before the NFL combine in Indianapolis.

Earlier in the day, the players were informed that an angry gorilla was on the loose from a nearby zoo.

Too bad they weren't clocking these guys when they saw the gorilla. They would've destroy the combine running records.

Carl Edwards Takes A Flying Leap Off Stratosphere

 Credit: G. Harry Ransom

Forget his famous post-win backflip. NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Carl Edwards has now taken to jumping off 108-story buildings—namely the Stratosphere Tower in Las Vegas yesterday. Here he is toward the end of his mega-leap showing just how much his balls hurt after being wedged into this man-grape-crushing harness thingy. "They hurt THIS much!!!" he said. (OK, we made that up.) Check out the entire video below.

Trevor Bayne Gets Sundae Named After Him...We Sh#t You Not

See, this is what happens when you win the Daytona 500. The next thing you know, you're behind the counter at a San Francisco Ghirardelli Ice Cream and Chocolate Shop and you're piling frozen scoops onto a dish, and you don't know why the hell you're doing it but some PR guy told you to. At least that's the feeling we get from this picture of Trevor Bayne. We could be wrong.

Anyway, the shop honored him by naming a sundae after the 20-year-old NASCAR sensation. It's called–wait for it—the "Sundae, Sundae, Sundae."

Credit: Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images for Infineon Raceway

NASCAR's Top Drivers for Subway Fresh Fit 500 at Phoenix

Who are the top statistical performers at Phoenix International Raceway going into the Subway Fresh Fit 500 on February 27? That's what we wanted to know. Here's a quick look at who you should consider for your fantasy NASCAR team.

Driver Rating at Phoenix

Jimmie Johnson    122.6
Carl Edwards        101.7
Mark Martin        100.8
Jeff Gordon        99.8
Kurt Busch        99.3
Denny Hamlin        98.6
Kyle Busch        96.3
Greg Biffle        96.2
Tony Stewart        96.2
Kevin Harvick        95.2

Note: Driver Rating compiled from 2005-10 races (12 total) at Phoenix. 

80 Celeb Predictions for the Daytona 500

If anybody knows NASCAR and The Great American Race it's celebrities and sports stars, right? Nevertheless, they're offering up their picks for who will take home the checkered flag at the Daytona 500. Here's rundown of predictions, broken down by driver, from everyone from Joe Namath and Nick Folk to Carrot Top and Brooke Hogan.

Joey Logano

"I'm rooting for the youngest driver to start in the Daytona 500, Joey Logano. I wish him the best of luck!"
Brooke Hogan, singer


"Starting his third full season Joey Logano has gained tremendous experience and finished last year very strong – in the top three in points during last year's Chase. Also, JGR has a great restrictor plate program. Combine that with having one of the best crew chiefs in the business, and Joey has a strong chance to win the Great American Race this year."
Col. Douglas Hurley, Space Shuttle pilot

Namath Predicts a Daytona 500 Win for Dale Jr.

Sure, everybody has a guess at who will win the Daytona 500 this Sunday. But not everybody is one of the great prognosticators of sports, i.e. NFL great Joe Namath. That's right, it was over 40 years ago that "Broadway Joe" guaranteed his New York Jets would beat the heavily-favored Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III. And he was right.

Now, the legendary QB is making another prediction. "The No. 88 is an absolute warrior on the track and is primed to start the season on fire with a Daytona 500 win and a comeback year in 2011,” Namath said.

That's good enough for us to lock in Dale Jr. as our top driver on our Fantasy Racing team this Sunday. Stay tuned for more celebrity 500 predictions.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: The Body Paint Videos

It's the hap, happiest time of the year. (Sorry Christmas.) That's right, Sports Illustrated's 2011 Swimsuit Issue is finally out! And while we were excited to see the cover reveal on Letterman with the beautiful Irina Shayk, we have a soft place in our heart for the ladies who allow themselves to be covered in paint...and only paint. If you're wondering what they look like, here's a look at all their glorious body paint videos. Check out all the SI Swimsuit goodness on the SI site. (WARNING: Some of the body paint videos are a bit racy.)

Kate Upton

Basketball's Greatest Fan Performances

From free-throw distracting Speedo moves to amazing JumboTron dances, basketball fans will do anything to help their team win. And we mean ANYTHING. Check out the best of the best, including this tip of the cap to Valentine's Day, courtesy of Utah State's greatest fan.

6. Wild Bill as Cupid, Among Others

Considering it's Valentine's Day, it only seems right to start with mega free-throw distractor Wild Bill, a Utah State fan who dresses up as characters, including (gulp) Cupid. He is a spectacular specimen of a man, in a Chris Farley sort of way.

Meet Uzzy: Awesome Dancer, Not So Much at Boxing.

Meet Uzzy, a Pakistani boxer who has the dance moves of Deney Terrio, the swagger of Muhammad Ali, and the boxing skills of Justin Bieber. Enjoy his techno-fueld dance to the ring, where he gets knocked the (insert expletive) out in the first round. The punch is epic, as is Uzzy's head hitting the canvas.

Packers Bring the "SmackDown"

If there's an NFL strike this upcoming season, we know what Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is going to do—wrestle. Or as they say in the South, "rassle." Matthews, along with several of his teammates, attended the WWE's "Friday Night SmackDown" event at the Resch Center in Green Bay. Taped on Tuesday, Matthews strutted his zebra shirt as a guest-referee during the World Championship match between WWE stars Edge and Dolph Ziggler. And yes, he's a natural, as witnessed in the videos below. Tune into tonight (8/7 Central) on the Syfy channel to enjoy all the staged fisticuffs.

5 Awesome Arm Wrestling Prank Videos

It's the perfect storm of awesomeness. As Americans, we're taught that competition and winning is good for us. And we also enjoy making asses out of other people. Hence, the Arm Wrestling Prank—sometimes referred to as Polish or Russian Arm Wrestling—was born. If you're not familiar with the sport it involves one guy trying to pull down the arm of...oh, forget it. Just watch these idiots punch themselves in the face.

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NFL Best Fans Ever Super Bowl Commercial (Before & After)

America's favorite TV shows—OK, maybe not "90210"—were revamped by the NFL in this awesome Super Bowl ad last night. Watch the original classic TV scenes on the left and the NFL commercial magic on the right to see if you can spot the 180 seamless changes made to the scenes. Our favorite would have to be Fonzie wearing a giant Packers foam finger on "Happy Days"...."Aaaaaeeeeyyy!" (Yeah, that just happened.)

10 Worst Super Bowl Program Covers Ever

Ah, the Super Bowl. It's the biggest game of the year and deserves to have a program cover worthy of its sheer hard-hitting, blood-and-sweat manly awesomeness, right? Uh, apparently not.

Check out 10 actual Super Bowl program covers that are so horrible we can't believe they're real. And yet, there they are.

10. SUPER BOWL XXIII—Obviously the work of a fine T-shirt airbrush artist from Panama City. (Need proof? Look below.)  

9. SUPER BOWL VII—Tron called. They want their idea back.