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May 2, 2011

WWE Champ Tells Fans That Osama Is Dead (They Seem To Like It)

WWE superstar John Cena broke the news to a Tampa Bay crowd last night that the U.S. "compromised to a permanent end" terrorist Osama Bin Laden. Cena has so inspired us that from here on out, we've decided to direct our next fantasy football draft shirtless while standing on a fold-out table. We're still debating whether to shave our chests.

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