5. HOW TO PLAY: You just stare at NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for two hours while he keeps saying, "Uh, no."
4. HOW TO PLAY: You see how many "Yo Mamma" jokes you can take from Cortland Finnegan before you completely lose your sh*t and punch him until your hand hurts. Typically, the game lasts about 45 seconds.
3. HOW TO PLAY: Similar the No. 5 game, except you choose to be Roger Goodell or DeMaurice Smith. You can decide to say things like, "Not gonna happen," "Unacceptable, sir!" "No, you shut up!" and "How are we suppose to feed our families on $3 million a year?"