Unless you've been sleeping under a rock, you've seen the ads and commercials for San Fran pitcher Brian Wilson's "Fear The Beard" campaign. And yes, we do fear the beard (...and clowns.) But there are other beards we fear more. Much more. Some are bee beards and insane celeb beards, others are attached to women, make catchy soft rock music or just flat out scare the hell out of us. A lot.