November 23, 2010

28 Awesome Uses For a Football Helmet


The Egyptians had it all wrong. A pyramid is not the perfect engineering marvel. Instead, it is (insert drum roll here) the football helmet. You can wear it on the gridiron to protect your head, or stick a wick in it and make it a candle for romantic situations, or use it as the perfect wind resistant shell for a giant golf cart, or (and perhaps our favorite) have it as the ideally balanced base for a beer tube. These and many more examples of a football helmet-shaped design being used in everyday life are below. Behold their awesomeness!


1. Beer Tube Holder

2. Cake
 


 3. Golf Cart



4. Candy


5. Clock


6. Party food holder



7. Earrings


8. Grill


9. Change purse


10. Guitar


11. Neon advertising


12. Pendant for hairy-chested dudes

13. Lamp shade


14. Lamp base


15. Lego art


 16. Lollipop


17. Mailbox



18. Computer mouse


19. MP3 player


20. Mug


21. Pen holder


22. Swimming pool


23. Candle


24. Jack-'o-lantern


25. Rice Krispy treat


26. Salt & Pepper shaker


27. Toothbrush holder


28. Humiliating dog costume


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3 comments:

JayZeis said...

What?!? No Helmet Telephone- You could have got a helmet telephone for cheap:

http://www.shopgoodwill.com/viewItem.asp?ItemID=6894290

Bryan said...

I want that pool!

and I cant imagine anyone using that mouse

rhymeister said...

Dang, dude, how'd you end up w/ two Okie State (oSu) helmet examples...that's just not right. You must be an Oklahoma LandThieves fan, hah hah.