Ah, the Super Bowl. It's the biggest game of the year and deserves to have a program cover worthy of its sheer awesomeness, right? Uh, apparently not.
Check out 7 actual Super Bowl program covers that we can't believe exist. (Click images to enlarge)
Follow me here, we'll have this dude in armor and tights admiring this seashell. Then we'll surround him with birds and an alligator.